The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad which statistically nobody is prepared

which statistically nobody is prepared for

Every elder millennial's real history education fits on a floppy disk and a tombstone

Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

drawn with X-shaped eyes and tied by its tail

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad which statistically nobody is preparedJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi