Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering

Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

famous for prime rib that kept generations coming back

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Somewhere a sensei is reconsideringPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text