Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS The fruit snack mascot knows

The fruit snack mascot knows something your therapist charges two hundred dollars an hour to tell you

Smaller clean white sans-serif text below reads "Destroying relationships and family dinners since 1776

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

The fact that still sounds more appealing than Monday morning means the bear isn't even the problem

Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS The fruit snack mascot knowsA true master of deception, George Costanza took his biggest lie to the next levelright into the ocean. This Costanza Institute of Marine Biology design is a fan art tribute to Seinfelds legendary episode where George, posing as a marine biologist, heroically retrieves a Titleist golf ball from a whales blowhole. A perfect retro throwback for fans of classic 90s television, sitcom nostalgia, and anyone who knows that sometimes, a well placed golf shot