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Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Naming your fake company after whatever's on the detective's desk is either genius or insanity

" Curved text along the bottom reads "SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE

a white illustration depicts a low-rise tiki bar building flanked by palm trees

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Hoodie thehits Fifties clip-art dad standing nextDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch