Today is Leg Day - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Dark Helmet tracing his lineage

Dark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film

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Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

Bold white text reads "I Have Mixed Drinks" above a vintage halftone pin-up illustration of a woman lounging inside an oversized coupe glass

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