Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Tank Top rogers Santa switching from "hey hey

Santa switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night

A funny parody mashup design inspired by Marv

with a fan-shaped spray above arching gold water streams

with red-orange arched text below reading "ON ONE SKI

Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Tank Top rogers Santa switching from "hey heyNaming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24 7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented. "Open 24 7" is doing felony level work behind that wholesome font. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer. Weathered white serif text reads "Bed &